Good evening folks,
And Welcome to Reviewing with Billy Bunter! With A Pinch of Sugar!
Before we begin the reviews, we would like you to ask yourself… Why is it that thousands of people are enthralled by the advice of some old coot (the modern day film reviewer) who informs people what films they should watch?
Unfortunately for people like Billy and I, it is very hard to find work in our industry as we do not fit the extensive job description set out below:
- Are you aged between 75 and 100?
Fulfillment of this results in your own nation television show or column in the Sunday newspaper.
We have taken it upon ourselves to find work, and to save you from pointless, shitty and boring reviews. We have created this blog, so you don’t have to be succumbed to these reviews anymore.
The problem with the reviewer these days is that they believe movies are a thing to be broken down in to tiny pieces, with several cross- examinations and so on. We are here to provide you, the viewer, with honest reviews from two guys who don’t go to a film to analyze it. We watch movies to enjoy them, and so should you.
I suppose if you want to see the first format of film reviewing we mentioned then please tune in to ABC on Wednesdays at 10pm (Disclaimer: We are not plugging the TV show).
Movie Reviewing 101: Be an Old Coot.
But if you want to stay in touch with 2008, then this is the reviewing site for you. Trust me kiddies, that Santa Claus (The old bloke above) only hands out fucking boredom. We are currently not in a new depression, and we don’t want to feel like we are slipping back into one whilst watching those two!
Please, take a look around, enjoy the site and say NO to another 20 years of boring reviews.
The choice is yours.
-Sugar and Billy
